Horrible Hemingway

One of my assignments for the BG News today was photographing a burrito eating contest where a contestant almost vomited on me.

The experience was almost as disgusting as the book cover I found while seeking sanity at GFT after the contest.

Two words: poor Hemingway.

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I'm sure the beloved author is rolling in his grave over this one. First of all, the colors. Why so many? Also, I'm sure the early 90s would like their palette back. Second, why does this book have supposed blood spatters on it? Since this is a biography of Hemingway, it seems to infer that he was a murderer. I guess I missed something. I could really go on forever but almost find it unnecessary. Even someone who doesn't have a small obsession with design can see this cover is a disaster.

Unfortunately, the inside pages are just as bad. Click through to the jump to see what I'm talking about.

TankBooks packaging "takes your breath away"

UK based TankBooks released something a few years ago that I think is absolutely brilliant: books in cigarette cartons. The cartons are regular size and sealed in cellophane, with silver foil wrapping, just like the real deal. The release came right after the UK-wide smoking ban and met some controversy, which I'm sure just came from people who don't appreciate great design.

And let's face it, this is just as beautiful as it is smart. I love that the carton for Hemingway's "The Shows of Kilimanjaro" and "The Undefeated" mimics the Lucky Strike packaging. I'm also pleased with the design for Kafka's "The Metamorphosis" and "In the Penal Colony", but I also seem to favor bright shades of blue.

The tin that carries them all makes you believe you need the whole set. In fact, if they weren't so expensive ($73, including shipping) I would have a set on my bedside table already.

But the best part of this Tank release is their size. According to the TankBooks Web site, although these works are miniature in size, they still contain the complete and unabridged stories. I can picture throwing one in my bag to carry around campus and (not) read during class.

Tank really hit a home run with this one. Creative packaging and a compact format are a great way to preserve print and keep the traditional book format competitive with newer technologies like travel-size e-readers. 

I only wish more titles were available. Currently, Tank offers:

• Joseph Conrad — "Heart of Darkness"
• Ernest Hemingway — "The Undefeated" & "the Snows of Kilimanjaro"
• Frank Kafka — "The Metamorphosis" & "The Penal Colony"
• Rudyard Kipling — "The Man Who Would be King", "The Phantom Rickshaw" & "Black Jack"
• Robert Louis Stevenson — "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"
• Leo Tolstoy — "The Death of Ivan Ilych" & "Father Sergius"

For now, TankBooks' "Tales to Take Your Breath Away" will stay in my Web bookmarks and appear on my Christmas List come Dec. 1.